Pi Day Jokes

by Jalna7 Accidentially tapping keys one day I discovered that some . . had changed the value of pi from 3.14 to the biblical value of 3.0. .

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Goodbye Milky Way;Hello Sober Day. User avatar sobercow: Forums Enthusiast: Posts: 158: Joined: Fri Jul . This is the shortest joke in the World: Dwarf Shortage! User avatar . He acquired his size from too much pi. .
He acquired his size from too much pi. . .. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked . uhm, i'm a nerd bc i celebrate special days, like pi day . is FUCK 'EM! i love to laugh and do practical jokes i'm still a fuckin kid and . What happened that day . ..? User avatar 01srainey: KMN Staff KMN Staff . It was a pi rated DVD. Sublime. Thank you :D. FIFA10 :) Call me daniel. . Ocelot wrote: The worse the jokes are getting in here. .
Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day Lounge. . RickyMaveety knows the complete value of PI to the end. RickyMaveety's Avatar .
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I never liked the Feynman point joke because of the obvious flaw that 0.999 . = 1. I would have learned pi up to there if it hadn't been 9s .
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At the end of the day, the psychologists open the engineer's room first. . . The joke falls appart if i isn't. i tells to pi 'get rational' . Re: 50 jokes. That's what I thought, but I'm not sure that would count . huh, well, this is a slight disappointment. haha, maybe one day we .
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Obama jokes about death. in the AboveTopSecret.com website alternative topics . a choice of a severe beating and a visit to the hospital or of pi$$ing themselves publicly. . Perhaps his ego could deflate for one day, but who knows. . Well happy Pi Day, I have no idea what to say though. . . Also, anyone making " Your mum" jokes risks being kicked by Incredible. .

One day, a student saw Wiener in the post office and wanted to . . Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, .

Let start a thread for poor jokes.. here goes the first one One guy got bitten by a king . one day a eraser opened a matrimonial place.what was it called? . . Proof :- Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h =>pi*z*z* a .

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if you want science and math jokes, look no further than xkcd. Too true. . . Yeah . I love you forever. That Made my Day. 134) 28 Oct 2009 19:56 . Something Beta Pi . . Something Bit Of Pie . But what. .

How about sharing jokes. Anyone that cares to contribute please do. . .. " PUMPKIN PI". Bychance37. “Tell it like it is . . ” Since: Jan 08 . One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. .


One day, they were walking down the street when suddenly, . .. A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its .

I was just wondering, there are plenty of jokes about sexual . things . I thought that was pretty funny :P I can imagine the voices and impressions :ph34r : . . Thank you for brightening my day. Hahaha, you're welcome, .

It isnt really pi day today since 3.14 is by no means an accurate . Amsterdam/ Rotterdam/TheHague, Jokes (Rated G), Arcade & Video Games .


My doctor says I can only have one glass of wine a day! :cry: :mrgreen: ALF B_JaVa! . He acquired his size from too much pi. . The whole black race is a Joke, cant get any funnier than a group of black folk . crackers pi$$ed away election day spewing bile on Topix. .
My brother made some terrible math jokes the other day. . Tom says "Look matt, Pie are squared!" (pi R^2) Terrible :P .
Someone told me today is Pi Day. I wish Mary Ann hadn't been busted on pot charges. She could make me a banana cream pi. .

Both of them are so totally jokes it just makes me want to play and watch them even . Happy late pi day to all! (nerdfighter project!) .

From the mouth of my biostatistican PI :) Good one . One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, . National Knock-Knock Jokes Day Kick Butts Day National Day of the Cowboy . Pi Day Lumpy Rug Day Google Commemoration Day . We've all heard those mossy library jokes about the patron with the short . I could tell you Mickey Mantle's batting average in 1957, pi to the . We went down a list of places I had been that day. ..the rug store, .

check out google's site today in honor of pi day: . . Or maybe we could overload it by laughing at all of bapu's jokes, an irrational act .


Kingwood Message Board - Happy Pi Day! . Happy Pi Day! By: nycoil. Mar 14, 2007 - 10:35 am . Tell Pi jokes or. Send a Pi Day e-Card .
MAKE SOME MORE SHITTYYHIY JOKES SOMEHWERERE HAPPY PIP DAY!!!!!!!!1Q0-Y69 . "is pi day. Or pie day. And there is going to be a boatload of .

At the end of the day You can always count on it to lock up . . Is that the same as e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 equation? .

International PI Day, inspired by pi and its day. Options V . . Then all the jokes, Xeno can never get a girl. .


Joke of the Day: Add your jokes here. . Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton .
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The Most Offensive Jokes Ever! . . Originally Posted by Pi-Sudoku . . -But hunney I only got a couple hundred until welfare day. .

Maths Jokes. We've all heard them . Pi and are having an argument. . . The day of the event arrives, and the third wife does exceptionally .


He acquired his size from too much pi. . The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news . the horse died .

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He acquired his size from too much pi. . The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a .
Made this joke today in maths. Thanks. ;). We played Jeopardy in pre-calc on our last day before winter break, and my team was "The AbSurds" .
Tags pi day three point one four holiday fun pie math . Al G. Bra and his helpers tell a couple of classic Pi Day jokes. .

There's only one thing to do for Pi Day. And it involves round, tasty, . . Freethought Humor/Jokes, Atheist Books and DVD's, In the News . Post subject: Re: Stupid Piradical Knock Knock Jokes . All posts, 1 day, 7 days, 2 weeks, 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, 1 year .
pi day again already? Just where has the year gone? . . Is it not funnier to memorize jokes, or novels, or . more useful information ? .
yay Pi Day. at my school, we usually celebrate by saying cheesy math jokes over the announcements. so lame xD for my Pi day I'll . .make .

7) The day doesnt last 24 hours, it last the time Chuck needs it to last. . 22 ) Chuck Norris knows the exact value of pi. .

It's always at night when I'm trying to sleep that such jokes come to my mind. . I have a friend who is getting married on Pi day. .


When you can understand most of the inside jokes on xkcd. . . 59. . when you' re more excited about Pi Day than you are about your own .
Not too many jokes on the web for stutterers. . "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi . " says the Englishman. . . as theres really nothing to tell about in the middle of the ocean. then one day he sees something, . [Archive] Page 15 cheesy jokes! The Lounge. . One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. . .. explosion at a pi factory in huddersfield 3.14159265 found dead. .
Date Posted: 3/13/09 10:34pm Subject: Happy Pi Day! It's that magical time of year again! . . Sean, physics jokes AREN'T funny. .

I know right? Who wouldve thought this day would come. . . (it's a mariachi version of the Magnum P.I. theme for anyone that is curious) .


Page 2- Happy Pi day Chit Chat. . "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB. . The "ultimate" pi day occurred on March 14th, 1592, at 6:53 AM and 59 seconds. . . Amsterdam/Rotterdam/TheHague, Jokes (Rated G) .
Have you ever been sent a political joke or link to a youtube site, . I just want to take a day or two to make sure it's worded .
:P I just thought it was cute. . (un deux trois quatre cinq)! Thats good im going to tell my friend who loves all jokes related to animals .

Pi day, first celebrated by a bunch of scientists from San Francisco 21 . ( From Snopes). It's sad when jokes anticipate reality, huh? .


Practical Jokes . General Nonsense. . in it to make it weigh close to what the item would weigh, then send the real item the next day. .

Happy Pi Day! Random Topic Center. . Pi jokes: Math may not be easy as cake, but it's easy as Pi! Pi is irrational, you should be well .
Default. The joke about Stephen Hawking isn't very PC . pi? yes thats it. Hope no-one laughed at that one. soooo bad .
. Kerm's account was validated on Pi Day, or was that a geeky joke? . Wow they actually have a Pi Day? I didn't think it was important .
so the next day my female friend told him that her boyfriend broke . . him you have to talk to him about the PI you have had following him. . While it is an hour early for me, March 14th is Pi day! . I work with several proper math majors, and we have some jokes running between us all. Such as: . Jokes and Riddles - Top 10 Blonde Inventions - Page 2 - Check out the Kidzworld bulletin . Pumpkin Pi. Sonny-Fred. S☺nny. Buttons. Super Hero Girl . . Gabbie your gonna be a famous singer one day and i'll be your number one fan. .

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Time for more blonde jokes Everything Else. . A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. . .. White's Spectra V3, DFX, TDI, GMT, Surf Dual PI, Detector Pro, Sunray DX-1, CoilTek Probe, Garrett wall .


I am not gonna turn this into a pi$$ing contest so, . This thread had been active all day and no mention of Corrine Brown? .

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. . .. Not the nationwide sell out carbonated pony pi$$ Pabst clone with .


0sne pathan se pocha sab q ulti kar rahe hain? pathan:hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana hum ne wapis pi lya.. Pathan Jokes .
The Texan says : "Takes me a whole goddam day to drive from one side of my . .. "Th th th th three pi pi pi pi", stutters the Welshman. .
So i says to pi, "come on, be rational." Pi responds, "oh, get real! . . Then, one day another shepherd asked him if there was a trick to .
Maybe they will get it out before Half Life 3. All jokes aside, I really don't believe that game will ever see the light of day. . PII X4 940 @ 4.0Ghz on OCZ Vendetta · PI X6 1055T @ 4.12Ghz on Coolit ECO A.L.C. .
Jokes for nerds only Health & Science. . What shall you call it ?! Pi pie ? Or maybe simply Pi square ? . .. The owner says” well there are a lot of single beautiful woman come in here every day, so why don't you buy .
Who Knows The Nerdiest Joke? You'll All Be Sorry. . What did pi say to the sine wave? I'm not nerdy enough to finish this . . So one day a man is coming home and sees two fellows standing on the roof of his building. .

When we used to play basketball all day long at the "Gimnazija" and after all . . 98) Played with words by adding -pa, -pe, -pi, -po, -pu. .
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On the 7th day God rested . Luongo took over. . . -The last digit of pi is Luongo. -Roberto Luongo finished the "Song that Never Ends". .
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. . . On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. .
All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring . . Pi tells i to "Get real" while i is telling Pi to "Be rational". .
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up a ball and said, "BALL". . . A pizza with depth a and radius z has a volume of Pi z z a. .
David Just wanted to know if anyone know any good 24 jokes that make fun of . Tahir Jack Bauer is the final digit of Pi. Happy Pi Day :o) .
and for some cheesy pi day jokes: ~ In the Greek alphabet, pi is the sixteenth letter (and 16 is the square of 4). In the English alphabet, .